We WON!!!

Yes, finally I won a by-election. All thanks to east Malaysia again. Who says the Rakyat rejected UMNO? UMNO still strong, and will win more election. I become PeeM and immediately we won an election. This shows I am the right man for the job. Nevermind those people that keep chanting Mongolia! Mongolia! Mongolia! Next time they will chant my name. Najib! Najib! Najib! Maybe I should institute a law for people to shout Najib! Najib! Najib! when I'm around. People that don't do that, ISA of course. I can also "release" them when they have "repented" in Kamunting just like the 13 I released. 

I think I should lower the education level of Malaysia even further, especially peninsula's. Easier to bride people with instant noodles then giving out cash all the time. How else am I going to save for my trips to Thailand? With more idiots in Malaysia, that doesn't know they are being disadvantaged, we will surely win for another 50 years. Should also make more people beg for their basic rights as well, that way comes another election all we have to do is show some form of token gesture, and they will fall in line.