My 1st Blog.

After winning the big DAGGER election. These irritating foreign journalist keeps asking me about minah. For Allah Sake... how many times must I say I don't know her so that people will stop asking that question. I think I should consult with "botak" see if we can use ISA to arrest them.

Old Man Abdullah has it easy. Always sleep on the job. He impotent lah, so no need a woman all the time. I'm still in my prime, too bad Rosah so fat now. Aiyah, I better go phone up Mahatir, see if he has any idea how to expand Putrajaya before I move in. Talk to you suckers in Malaysia soon.